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Fortune Cookie Mcp

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Ever wondered what happens when your LLM is guided by the same chaotic energy that powers takeout dessert? Forget “responsible AI.” This is fortune-cookie-driven intelligence. ⚠️ Disclaimer If your company’s quarterly report starts with “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago,” don’t blame us.
Overview

FortuneCookie MCP: Weaponized Wisdom for Your LLM

“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead.”

Ever wondered what happens when your LLM is guided by the same chaotic energy that powers takeout dessert? Forget “responsible AI.” This is fortune-cookie-driven intelligence.


What is FortuneCookie MCP?

The MCP server that guides your LLM with answers from the fortune cookie factory of chaos.

Every MCP call is a gamble: will your bot inspire, confuse, or simply ignore the laws of logic?

Features

  • Weaponized Wisdom: 100+ fortune cookie quotes, ready to derail any rational workflow.
  • Guaranteed Unpredictability: Every MCP call is a leap of faith.

How It Works

  1. Your bot asks MCP-FortuneCookie for a fortune.
  2. MCP-FortuneCookie delivers a random, sometimes profound, sometimes catastrophic quote.
  3. Your bot acts accordingly. (Good luck.)

Example

User:
Should I deploy to production on a Friday?

MCP-FortuneCookie:
“Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you.”
User:
Should I trust my LLM?

MCP-FortuneCookie:
“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”

Get Started in 30 Seconds

Step 1: Install dependencies:

npm install

Step 2: Build the Project

npm run build

Step 3: Plug into Claude Desktop and Cline

Add the following configuration to your Claude Desktop or Cline settings:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "MCP-FortuneCookie": {
      "command": "node",
      "args": [
        "/ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/build/index.js"
      ]
    }
  }
}

Note: Replace /ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/ with the actual absolute path to this project directory.


⚠️ Disclaimer

If your company’s quarterly report starts with “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago,” don’t blame us.

Server Config

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "MCP-FortuneCookie": {
      "command": "node",
      "args": [
        "/ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/build/index.js"
      ]
    }
  }
}
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